i'am afraid of babies and pregnant people, i can't spell, and i don't like capital letters. i love the taste of black coffee with two sugars (if i'm feeling frisky i'll put some cream) i love the taste of cigarettes but don't let my love of coffee fool you i fucking love tea...also the sound of swearing, it's kinda sexy (but not like overly so, you have to use them right)
i also happen to really love otters, badgers, and calvin and hobbes. and richard armitage, aidan turner, and dean o'gorman
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If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
Source: escapistaz
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twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are
it’s a flaming ball of gas,
learn some science you dumbass
wow ur fun at parties
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drop the sodium carbonate solution!
get it like drop the base
like drop the bass get it
Source: chantak
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LISTEN UP, FANNIBALS!
If you haven’t already done it, please take a moment to read about #EATTHERUDE, spread the word, and remember to prepare your photos for the Twitter campaign on Thursday!
EVERYONE CAN PARTICIPATE, EVERYONE CAN DO THIS!
LET’S GET #EATTHERUDE TRENDING DURING THIS WEEK’S EPISODE, LET’S SAVE HANNIBAL!
I do not want this show to end oh god.
Source: justcannibalthings
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John and Hank Green in the 90s yo
Source: dolce-they-say
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what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth
Source: sexhaver
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
Source: kawhoru
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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Source: whorville
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i never thought this day would come
RELEVANT AGAIN
I’M GONNA CRY IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW
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