If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are
it’s a flaming ball of gas,
learn some science you dumbass
wow ur fun at parties
drop the sodium carbonate solution!
get it like drop the base
like drop the bass get it
If you haven’t already done it, please take a moment to read about #EATTHERUDE, spread the word, and remember to prepare your photos for the Twitter campaign on Thursday!
EVERYONE CAN PARTICIPATE, EVERYONE CAN DO THIS!
LET’S GET #EATTHERUDE TRENDING DURING THIS WEEK’S EPISODE, LET’S SAVE HANNIBAL!
I do not want this show to end oh god.
John and Hank Green in the 90s yo
what the fuck is the tooth fairy even doing with all those teeth
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
i never thought this day would come
I’M GONNA CRY IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW
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